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the-risen-demon-bowraven:

frustrated-fallen-angel:

protectdean:

protectdean:

[opens coat to reveal priest outfit]

YALL ARE SOME DIRTY MOTHER FUCKERS I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS GIF

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Hell, I wasn’t even thinking dirty until I saw this.

the tongue flick though

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster, via idontbitemuch)

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

(Source: bro-tard, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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jasecondson:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

^^^^^^^ This is everything lol

(Source: whitejadeflower, via idontbitemuch)

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robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

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kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

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orbitfactors:

[computer gets stuck]

me: [captain america voice] son, just don’t

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